Joke- Football Academy

If football clubs were to be academic institutions in Nigeria....
 ARSENAL= UNILORIN: Where the students work hard throughout the year but fail to succeed.
MAN CITY= OSU: Where the students purchase all expensive items and live large but are never interested in their primary assignment.

LIVERPOOL= OAU-IFE: Where the students are very proud of the academic achievements of their grandfathers.
 MAN UTD= UNIBEN: Where students don't perform well in class except during their final exams and achieve good results.
CHELSEA = UNILAG: Where students fail and put the blame on their VC, after which the government would intervene to find a new VC for the school every year.
REAL MADRID = AAU: Where students think they perform best and keep beefing the best students of other schools.
 Finally, BARCA = UI: Where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve the best results in the whole country. No beef please... It's just a joke.