Wednesday, 20 January 2016

Joke-EFCC

(Phone rings) Falae: (picks) Hello, who is this?
Buhari: It's me Buhari.
Falae: (harshly) What?!
Buhari: What is what? Are you returning the money or EFCC should pick you up?
Falae: EFCC can't pick me up o!

Buhari: You are returning the money then.
Falae: I have no money to return either.
Buhari: (Laughs) Don't try yourself o.
Falae: Were you not in Nigeria when I was kidnapped?
Buhari: Meaning? Falae: The money was used to pay my ransom (hangs up)
Buhari: Hello...hello...(laughs) Is this man serious at all. Na federal government kidnap you?

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