CLASS TEACHER - I returned from work, opened my door and saw 50 million dollars on my bed. Assuming you were in my shoes, what will you do?" asks the teacher. .
STUDENT: I will bite your toes until you faint. I will then come out from your shoes and take all the money! .
TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally be inside my shoes. It's a figure of speech. .
STUDENT: You can't literally open your door and see 50 million dollars on your BED! In this Buhari Economy? Who will keep it there. That's a figure of impossible speech.
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