1. If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros Your Case Dey "MR BIGGS"
2. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you what's gonna happen in the future, its as Useless as the "K"in Knife.
3. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from Above not Abroad.
4. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM - 5Mins ago, Twitter- 2Mins ago . Holy book - 2002. My dear, the Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene.
5. Wedding is like prison sentence. So think deep, choose your prison mate carefully & sentence yourself wisely
to avoid Prison break.
6. I am wearing wrinkle shirt people are complaining, I tell my sister I am fashion forward remember when I used to wear torn jeans, now people are copying me.
7. There is nothing oyinbo will make that ibo will not copy, oyinbo created ipod, ibo created ipob.
8. I know why they are calling the dream team the dream team. It's because they play like they are sleeping.
9. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Holy Book.
So if any guy call you an angel na wash ooooo.
Add yours.
Friday, 19 August 2016
Joke Of The Day
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