Joke- Time On Social Media

WHATSAPP, Last seen = 1 minute ago.....
VIBER, Last seen = 3 minutes ago....
TWITTER, Last tweet = 4 minutes ago.....
BBM, Last message = 5 minute ago
 FACEBOOK update=6 minute ago
The HOLY BOOK, Last opened = 31st Dec 2012.
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