Joke- MP

OFFICER EAZY:- what is your name?
GEBU:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- tell me properly!
GEBU:- Michael Peter sir
OFFICER EAZY:- your father's name?
GEBU:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- what does that mean?
GEBU:- Moses Peter sir
 OFFICER EAZY:- your native place?
GEBU:- M.P sir

OFFICER EAZY:- is it Makurdi Purum?
GEBU:- No, Minna Port sir
OFFICER EAZY:- what is your qualification?
GEBU:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- (angry) what is it?!
GEBU:- Metric Pass
OFFICER EAZY:- so why do you need a job?
GEBU:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY: meaning?
GEBU:- Money Problem sir
OFFICER EAZY:- what is your personality?
GEBU:- M.P sir
OFFICER EAZY:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?
GEBU:- Monacrotic Personality
OFFICER EAZY:- I see... I will get back to you.
GEBU:- sir, how's my M.P?
OFFICER EAZY:- and what's that again
GEBU:- my performance sir.
OFFICER EAZY:- MP
GEBU:- what's that ?
OFFICER EAZY:- Mental Problem