1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 days. He's probably dead. .
2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he hasn't reached Dubai! .
3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 month. Living in Paradise I guess? .
4. Someone is always "Available". How free are you? .
5. From first day their status is, "Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp" I Know, that's why you're on my list! .
6. Someone writes "Urgent calls only". Don't get it... Are you in the police or ambulance service? .
7. Someone says, "Can't talk, WhatsApp only". Dude then throw away your phone, you're not using the phone's primary function. .
8. Someone is "At the movies" for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns the theater or sells popcorn there, just guessing .
9. Someone's own "At school". What the hell are we gonna do about your being in school, save us the story, it's all yours not for us. .
10. Someone puts "Busy" for 2 months and a week. She must be very busy probably "picking beans" or breaking melons .
11. This pisses off most, "Battery about to die" for 3 consecutive months. Should we contact PHCN concerning the power situation of your house or buy you new generator?. .
12. How can someone be "At the gym" for 4 months? Is he preparing himself for a race against Usain Bolt or he/she want fight with JOHN CENA? .
13. You're always "In a meeting" then focus on the meeting and quit WhatsApp, or Is WhatsApp the venue for the meeting?
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