Joke- Local Butty Bae

#LOCAL BUTTY VILLAGE BAE # LAUGH OUT LOUD
 I Was Gisting With My Friends Outside, One Tall, Black, Pretty, Coca Cola Bottled Girl Came Out From Her Friend's Compound. I Approached Her. ME: Hello...Helloo o
 GIRL: What! Why Are You Purchasing Me?
 ME: (Shocked) It Seems You're Very New In This Area
 GIRL: Yes Yes Yes.. I'm A Nuisance In This Area So??!

 ME: (Scratches Head) Okay Why Don't You Come And Say Hello To My Friends (She Greets Them And Tries Walking Away)
 ME: Come On.. Are We Quarreling?
GIRL: Oh My gods!! (Sighs) Look Am Tired Okay
 ME: Oh!! Can Really See Fatigue Written All Over Your Face
GIRL: Really?? I Just Rub It This Morning.
 ME: Since You're Tired, Why Don't You Come And Sit With Us For A While (She Agrees) FRIEND 1: Seriously Do You Care For Shawarma?
 GIRL: NO! I Don't Take Alcohol
FRIEND 2: Do You Prefer Snacks?
 GIRL: NO! It's Too Sugary
 FRIEND 3: How About Ice Cream?
 GIRL: It's Too Hot For My Liking
ME: (Stands) Alright Can You Follow Us On Twitter?
 GIRL: Mehn! I Hate That Restaurant. (We All Ran Away)......
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